See what you did there ? That's just wisdom f**king with you . F**k wisdom ! Sorry ..... I have to give credit where it's due ..... I nicked that line ( more or less ) from Pulp Fiction
My cousins husband was a builder and had a moggy 1000 van. One slack day he decided to de rust his van and hand paint it with a fresh coat of grey paint Not having a tin of grey paint he mixed a tin of white with a tin of " black" When my cousin came home she nearly fainted at the sight of the pink van on the drive. Mikey boy had mixed Black cherry with white. Mike is colour-blind. He never did re paint it
You clearly have never been to Essex mate ! Here's a quick pop quiz to test your knowledge of Essex girls .... How many Essex girls does it take to screw in a light bulb ? How can you tell the difference between Essex girls and Essex boys ? Answers on a postcard please .
Ha ! You're not even trying are you . Zero marks for effort ..... Q : How many Essex girls does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A : Essex girls don't screw in a light bulb , they screw in a Subaru Impreza . - I'm probably in big trouble now , with the Political Correctness Squad .
Misanthropy , eh ?..... not a word that's often heard or seen these days .... not on a bike forum anyway . But while we are on that topic , I just can't fathom why there aren't billions of misanthropes around ....... .... but maybe I just haven't been looking in the right places ! They're definitely not well-organized as a group ...... not much of an internet presence etc.
To head off any unseemly pedantry, I’m aware that I have referenced the noun form rather than the adjective. Along with “curmudgeon”, “misanthrope” is one of my favourite words.