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Steve Parrish is a knob tard...

Discussion in 'Racing & Bike Sport' started by RadiheadR6, Aug 18, 2013.

  1. wasnt sure if it was meant to be 'turd' but with the fubar'ed southern nancy accents ended up 'tard' due to the dialect :what:
     
  2. As in retard, but in this case knob tard...
     
  3. do you know what, i might be in a minority here, but i actually think Parrish is alright. Charlie Cocks is a bell end but i dont mind Parrish..ok, so he says big carbon brakes a lot and keeps reminding us how small dani pedrosa is, but 9 times out of 10 he's on the money with his observations about riding styles, technical issues during the race and so, plus he's also got a reasonable sense of humour..and the bloke can ride. Plus of course, his old M3 beemer had the number plate PEN15...appropriately enough...

    so its unusual for me to defend someone because as you all know, im a hater.
     
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  4. I think the pair are actually ok.
    not the best and not the worst.
    but I do laugh when week on week the bhp figures creep up and up. think parrish is upto 260hp now lol.
    (worse than the bloody bike mags)

    on a different note i watched the classic TT tonight on itv4 (still on now ! )
    and Parrish looked like 'that codger with the tash' off on-the-busses lol
     
    #64 Phill, Aug 28, 2013
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  5. You're not, I think he's spot on. Unlike any of the other anchors (I said anchors...) he's got actual experience of riding in GPs, and it shows. Charlie Cox, however, should be shot, revived, then shot again.
     
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  6. thats just gratuitous :)
     
  7. I need him like a third armpit:mad:
     
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  8. then revived and shot again in the head to make sure, then if the slightest doubt remains, give him a boot in the knackers and listen out for him croaking 'night m m mare, in a, b bb, bubble c c c c..cunt'.

    the worst one though is that bint..azzy or whatever her name is...she's simply irrelevant. and call me a mysogynistic pig if u like, but she's not even hot..at least Perry in her heyday had a bum like a 10 year old boy, and those leather strides she used to whore around in had me at half mast.
     
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  9. frankly azzy wouldn't have her tan for long after spending 2 weeks with me - shed never see the light of day...

    shes the hottest crumpet out the lot of them..
    (yes yes yes I know shes asian - but shes still tanned)

    but i wouldnt be thinking of ten year old boys funky roflmfao

    that's nearly as bad as the franky boyle
    "what is it kids find so sexy about old men with beards"
     
    #69 Phill, Aug 28, 2013
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  10. Azi is my future wife...
     
  11. I have to ask, what's wrong with Asian women then? - I like the BBC/Century team. They are there to make it accessable to everybody, which is why Parrish often goes on about the same things week in week out. Yes Cox can go on a bit, Matt Roberts is a good Anchor and Azi is very capable and knows her stuff. As she has been around the pits for years, she used to work for Dorna, just like Matt Roberts, the riders and teams get on really well with her, so you get some good little features.
    I wouldn't be too surprised to here that BT will take the whole production team as is, for next year
     
  12. nowt wrong
    a good presenter.
    merely stating that she is lush and given the chance to spend 2 weeks with her in a desert island disc type capacity, I doubt shed make it past the bedroom door and wouldnt see much daylight.
     
    #72 Phill, Aug 29, 2013
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  13. You can have my go.
     
  14. Nowt wrong with Asian. Long as they dont come from the nose-too-big camp often very attractive. In fact of the years I've noticed they seem to be either fairly stunning, or the other side of stick-beaten. Never in between...its all in the nose I tell yer.

    And if you want the look of a 10yr old Finky head down to China Town, they all wear long socks, short shorts and pigtails...
     
  15. As you're obviously ghey I'll take you up on that offer, Azi's a babe.

    But if BT don't take Azi on, who else could they choose as the love interest?

    Jessica Alba is a biker...
     
  16. I think Has-a-Fanny is lovely (not sure I've got the spelling right). Get her on BT Sport :upyeah:
     
  17. It's time for some serious debate. Pick your female anchor here...
     
  18. anne diamond
     
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  19. PMSL. What was it with Anne bloody Diamond?

    And yeah, I would. Like Flint.
     
  20. While everyone is giving Cox and Parrish a hard time, why does Matt Roberts get off scot free? I mean, what does he actually contribute? He's quite grey and tedious, adds no real excitement or insight and has a very dodgy taste in clothing. Let's face it, he could be anyone. Charisma he has not.

    It's a lot harder to commentate the actual race and only normal that commentators should repeat themselves - it's not as if they have time to write their script.
    I personally find Cox's comments and florid language amusing. Sure, it's a bit repetitive, but the fact that he is a bit of a buffoon only serves to keep MotoGP at it's correct level - something not to be taken too seriously. Parrish is almost a professional buffoon, but he was also a professional racer - so the perfect choice.

    Azi is nice enough, but no different from any number of girls you might see on the Tube coming in to work.

    TBH, I don't have a problem with any of them.
     
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