The Dick Swinging Thread .....

I was cleaning the gutters today, disturbed a wasp nest, got stung and didn't cry.

I also got my elbow down once (without crashing).

And I got my knee down moped racing the other day (without crashing).

 

wasps? meh, I was eaten by a Gruffalo once. didn't feel a thing.

 

I believe you. Bet the Gruffalo was on the Rennie though.

 

I think she was on her knees tbh. I aint fussy.

 

Did this Gruff looking thingy have teeth

 

I was in Baghdad before you lot were in yer Dad's bag.

 

yes. but we made a deal...

 

Indeed, but what are you doing in a dick swinging thread, you fanny

 

I've a kidney wiper.

 

Meh, not a reverse throat tickler then

 

never been into that, it means going through vile country doesn't it ?

 

Ergh

 

and that brings us right back to bum sex.
I hope it wasn't just me that that made the connection.

 

yer not wrong comrade about the wrong'un

 

You were warned about them cheap sat navs from swansea market weren't you, was you looking for Beddgelert ?

 

He does that in every thread

 

This thread is going to be @dibbles first on the 'weeks most popular threads' list

 

hmm, you seem to follow his good self around too. am I making another connection here?

 

No, Bethlehem which is about 10 miles from where i live ( i jest you not). The Jack stall holder said i couldn't go wrong.

 

No dude, deffo not, you dirty lil the finm