Sent to me by a girl wouldn't you know! Snow is like a willy, it's measured in inches, soft to the touch, comes when you least expect it, and it never gets as deep as you'd like it. Driving in the snow is like having sex. If you don't slow down and pay attention you could slide into the asshole in front of you! BE CAREFUL THIS WINTER!
har har Mr Royum even funnier my gas boiler went tits up last night set the carbon monoxide alarm off bollox it is freezing in here Steve B
Had to attend to our neighbour who had let her oil central heating tank run dry. Thankfully it was reasonably new so hadn't sucked all sorts of sh*te into the pipes. A quick bit of spanner work to bleed the system and a bit of stinky diesel all over my hands and it's back up and running with two presses of the reset button, took her two days to get oil delivered. Not sure why she didn't just buy 20L of diesel from the garage to keep her warm for two days, but there you go.
I got some as well - slightly more than 10".... Next weeks temps are forecast between -15C and -30C, so it might be here for some time.
Might be going too far.......it is the fast colour though! Just don't ever, ever, ever be taken in by the offer to go ice fishing, yawn.
Nice Mr Farmer.........just put a Manitou loader with a big bucket through the lanes here.......extra snowfall yesterday was rather deep...... AL