The number of posts that suggested Pete1950 was wrong or mistaken, but were subsequently demonstrated to be incorrect. (I hope you are preparing well for next years op, Pete)
The number of candles on the joint birthday cake of the top 30 posting forum members since August 2012 excluding every other Thursday
The number of gigawatts professor wossname should have used to blow that smarmy little fuckwit back into the ice age..?
well if you thought it was the number of posts before you closed it your wrong - you can close it now Amazon.com: Uttermost 21882 Diamanta 3 -Light Hanging Shade: Home Improvement
The hairs on your head The mileage on your bike Or the FMB's you have in your wardrobe Oh I know the amount of times you let me down on a date :-D