1200 To the BMW salesman from Park Lane..WTF

Discussion in 'Multistrada' started by AirCon, Apr 10, 2014.

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  1. he's only 36 you know
     
    #21 Drdaveboy, Apr 10, 2014
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  2. Sorry Damo, I forgot the reason you have the flip up lid is to allow you to smoke your pipe whilst riding.
     
    #22 Drinky, Apr 10, 2014
  3. Crack pipe...gangsta stylee....ahem
     
    #23 damodici, Apr 10, 2014
  4. I like seeing vaginas. Where's the next GS ride out?
     
    #24 The Gamekeeper, Apr 10, 2014
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  5. I suspect they're likely to be very manly vaginas though.....perhaps BMW GS riders wear open chaps?

    Good lord the thought of it :(
     
    #25 damodici, Apr 10, 2014
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  6. Flip up lids and travel into europe mean everyone else gets wet at passport control except you ;)
     
    #26 bradders, Apr 10, 2014
  7. Unless it's dry and then you just look a twat... Rough with the smooth though I guess :)
     
    #27 damodici, Apr 10, 2014
  8. You've never been abroad in the summer, have you...even more useful in Germany where it rans every day of the year
     
    #28 bradders, Apr 10, 2014
  9. Crutchless chaps and flip up helmets. In Germany.

    Not my kind of holiday.
     
    #29 The Gamekeeper, Apr 10, 2014
  10. Crutchless chaps...isnt that Thailand?
     
    #30 bradders, Apr 10, 2014
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  11. I don't know how old the average park lane customer is, but my impression from visiting most if not all of the Souths BMW Motorrad dealers is that like Ducati riders the vast majority are the wrong side of 45.
     
    #31 ymfb, Apr 11, 2014
  12. You watch your fingers Dave!
     
    #32 rotaxracer, Apr 11, 2014
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  13. Is this the guy with the GS"???????????
    image.jpg
     
    #33 Richard 1200, Apr 11, 2014
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  14. One of the Park Lane salesmen is a notorious twerp.

    Being able to offload hundreds of top-end bikes to rich and fortune Russian and Middle-Eastern customers means he rarely has to actually sell anything or work for a living.
     
    #34 Jefferson D'Arcy, Apr 11, 2014
  15. I got banned from my local GS owners group. Apparently as a late 20s hooligan in jeans and combat boots I was bringing the brand into disrepute. :D
     
    #35 Doodle, Apr 11, 2014
  16. The look on the face of the blonde woman in that photo - priceless :)
     
    #36 nsm3, Apr 11, 2014
  17. how did we get talking about the octoberfest
     
    #37 budha, Apr 11, 2014
    • Wow...i never thought my thread would get this much response.
    • Richard 1200 I now have my 2034 wardrobe sorted...
    • Having recently installed some ac in a "high dependancy ward" of an old peoples hotel...I've decided that if I should live that long I would not have achieved my true potential unless I too am told "if I don't stop doing that I'll be put back in my room with no breakfast". I nearly wet myself as the morning news paper made a poor subsitute for a rugby sock.
     
    #38 AirCon, Apr 11, 2014
  19. According to a BMW dealer Clothing person, the 'dedicated GS' jacket and trousers is known as a c*nt suit, now I know why! :) And theres me think it was because of a certain person involved in a long trip somewhere ;-)
     
    #39 Chang, Apr 14, 2014
  20. My brother has just bought a new GS, I went out with him this weekend, that bloody thing can go and handle!
    I'm just not ready for zimmer bike yet (denial).

    He hasn't bough the matching outfit yet....Although I did tell him it would suit him...;)
     
    #40 Nelson, Apr 14, 2014
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