Ugliest Bike Of All Time

Discussion in 'Other Bikes' started by Gimlet, Feb 5, 2015.

  1. Tonight your words fall together with such eloquence and feather light delicacy that it's as though you have been possessed by a fairy princess carrying an Uzi and a Bazooka :Happy:
     
  2. what can i say... im a silver tonged devil... and no i dont mean tongued
     
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  3. Ah, formica, mini skirts and Players no. 6...
     
  4. Perhaps it's a little unfair to include the 1885 Daimler Einspur, since it was the very first motorcycle:

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  5. Phillip Stark if I recall. Looking at them now I do wonder if it would actually fit the marketplace better than it did when new.
     
  6. If HR Giger had designed a motorbike it would have looked something like that! Horrible!

    I'm afraid in my top 5 ugliest bikes, the original (1000/1100) Multistrada has a place - the 2 wheeled Fiat Multipla! I'm sure the Multistrada is fine to ride, but it's hard to believe it comes from the same company that made the iconic bellissima 916.
     
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  7. I actually liked La Motó by Stark and Aprilia, if that's what it was called (I think so). The orange and grey colour scheme was good, the exhaust pipe looked a bit cheap. But it had style. No idea what it was like to ride. Probably a collector's item by now.

    Whereas the Sacha Lakic (another French designer who doesn't normally do bikes) Bimota was simply horrible. I loathe bikes that look like insects. I don't like insects. Why would I want to ride one?
     
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  8. That is one of my gripes with a lot of modern bikes - insect styling.
     
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  9. Is Grayson Perry's knucklehead eligible?

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  10. Already mentioned I think - it needs Nukin!!!
     
  11. Definitely eligible. But can I have the engine before its nuked?
     
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  12. that depends on what you plan on using it for....
     
  13. Coffee table.
     
  14. farting armchair...
     
  15. Got one of those..
     
  16. ok - so the Bimota is a draw so far (agree/disagree).
    How about the lovely Freccia?
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  18. Reminds me of the Moto Morini Dart, except that the Dart was beautiful and that Cagiva is, uh, awkward on the eyes.
     
  19. yes - owned by same company at the time and virtually the same bike. I couldn't believe the inverted dustbin lid that is a front fender but have come to love it over the years - Massimo Tamburini was great there is no doubt.
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