Ugliest Bike Of All Time

I used to think the cb500 (not the modern water-cooled one) was the most boring bike on earth. Til the CX500 came along. Neither should be here; this is a thread for the ugliest bike in the world, and both those Hondas were just too boring to be ugly.

 

the h2r was at the nw200 and did a display lap...............sweet jesus..the sound,it was fantastic,better than any race bike and worth the price tag alone.






still ugly though. imho.

 

Posted this up on page 4 I think, IMHO you can make a silk purse out of a sow's ear

 

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Holy mackerel. That's one hell of a car. If you need the Kawa to beat it...

 

Ugliest Bike.... ? Definately 'Big' Gloria, under the arches, Clapham Junction. He's all woman...... ulp ! :Kiss:

 

Beat this shell suit monstrosity?!

 

Done.

 

I rather like that, actually.

 

Red bodywork: yes. Red engine cases and wheel hubs: no.

 

It's like Harley said, get me a multi 1000/1100 and lets see if we can make it uglier, and the r&d at Harley didn't realise it was a Friday afternoon after a beery lunch and was a joke

 

The bimota mantra is high up there for me as ugly.

Henk!!!

 

Then there's always a Johammer J1 electric bike?

 

The Munch Mammoth was a bit of a carbuncle, though useful to have in Top Trumps...

 

Oops, but it's so bad it deserves another grimace

 

Twelve years later a Suzuki RG500 made 83 at the wheel. Twenty nine years later a Ducati Monster 900ie made a whopping 78!

 

And the V4 Turbo Motus

 

Its almost certain to be better looking than the thing above. Leaving aside the colours, strange seat etc, the fuel tank is F in awful!

 

I don't kinow a great deal about the engine architecture, but at £28K it better have something good.