I would donate a big chunk to Chiz and watch him ride off into the distance. Oh and some trip updates as he travels would be cool too
New car New house Pay hit man to sort wife Put kids in boarding school (permanent) Get hold of Megan fox Buy a fook off boat Sale round the world (with Megan fox) Let the old man have Saturdays off. Buy Gloucester rugby club. That's about it for the first week.
Me and my mate at work would go into business renovating bikes for people but, in fact just renovate bikes for people for free....mate said the company car for picking up spares would a porsche GT3...
there was a fella in work today asking for a recommendation for a painter. he restores old bikes for a living. considering the time it takes he recons he is doing it pretty much for free.
I’d become an even bigger cunt than I already am and move down to the France in the Aquitaine region where I would invent my own language that would be a cross between Bristol speak and South African (my two favourite accents) would have a massive property with a supercoss and motocross tracks for me only. I would also open an animal sanctuary on my property and form my own militant wing of mercenaries who would punish animal abusers. Would also have miley Cyrus kidnapped and brought to my newly built basement where I would use the Josef fritzl technique to keep her for myself
Bestest accent in the world with some South African chucked in. If you help invent my new language then I will give you 500 a week to come down and teach the good people of Aquitaine the new lingo
Weve always said "if you win the lottery" pay the chairman to fire your boss and then follow up with.... and ill give you an extra 100k to physically kick him up the arse on the way out the door..."
