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Undeniable truths

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by MrAliT, Nov 22, 2013.

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  1. El T - that is a very cynical attitude...
     
    #181 JR45, Jan 21, 2014
  2. Correction...
     
    #182 bradders, Jan 21, 2014
  3. Are you going to tell me I'm wrong? :wink:
     
    #183 El Toro, Jan 21, 2014
  4. Its not a question of if, just how much
     
    #184 bradders, Jan 21, 2014
  5. I said "cynical" - I didn't say "unrealistic"...
     
    #185 JR45, Jan 21, 2014
  6. Tis only the depth that varies...
     
    #186 figaro, Jan 21, 2014
  7. By the way, it's not true. Even though I am an incredibly handsome and wealthy individual, I do not wish to marry.



    (Form an orderly queue here ladies...)
     
    #187 figaro, Jan 21, 2014

  8. Amended for you
     
    #188 Char, Jan 21, 2014
  9. And a good wife is a sound investment.
     
    #189 mervyn, Jan 21, 2014
  10. Oh Char, unrequited love is such an ugly emotion.

    You only had to ask...
     
    #190 figaro, Jan 21, 2014
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  11. If you start a thread with a joke about wooden bikes it will run for far longer than you ever anticipated...
     
    #191 JR45, Jan 21, 2014
  12. How does that woodwork?
     
    #192 Char, Jan 21, 2014
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  13. If you have something which is half an inch too long, once you cut half an inch off, it will be half an inch too short :eek:
     
    #193 Mykie916, Jan 21, 2014
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  14. When you put a 1st class stamp on a letter it'll arrive in good time with no drama. When you post signed for delivery to ensure it gets there, it doesn't.

    Bastards.
     
    #194 Greyman, Jan 21, 2014
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  15. That bodes well for 2015 :)
     
    #195 philoldsmobile, Jan 21, 2014
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