The day you decide to replace the ageing noisy tumble drier and get a dishwasher whilst you're about it you will come home and find the fridge freezer has ceased to function. when your fridge freezer ceases to function you will then find that no one will repair American style fridge Freezers and the manufacturer isn't interested as it is out of warranty.
When your heating system alarm keeps going off through the week but your too busy working the day you finally call a plumber will be the day that it finally packs up and you have no hot water nor heating and they can't come out for a week. Aaaah. It's feckin cold
There really are that many chavs and stupid people in the world. Being stupid is not something that will prevent you from getting a highly paid job
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When you're having your prostate checked and after a few minutes you realise the Doctor has both his hands on your shoulders
"With the greatest of respect...", really means "I think you are a cunt, but I would lose my job if I said so....."
Does my bum look big in this ---- honestly the answer is not just your bum you're fuckin huge . someone wants to buy your bike --- why do they have to make an issue about the tyres , they're consumables for fucks sake , that's the price I want for the bike , get the most out of what's left and buy some of your own .
