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Undeniable truths

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by MrAliT, Nov 22, 2013.

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  1. Every time I go for a pee the front door gets knocked.

    Every time I get my leathers on it rains!
     
    #41 He11cat, Nov 23, 2013
  2. whilst my wife claims that childbirth is painful, personally I don't think it can come close to the pain of standing on a plug in the middle of the night
     
    #42 wroughtironron, Nov 23, 2013
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  3. too right, by the way.
     
    #43 finm, Nov 23, 2013
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    #44 Nelson, Nov 23, 2013
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  5. I'm not as good a swimmer as I used to thanks to evolution...
     
    #45 stu-pendus, Nov 23, 2013
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    #46 wroughtironron, Nov 23, 2013
  7. Every time you call a wrong number they are in
     
    #47 philoldsmobile, Nov 23, 2013
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  8. Cables, wires, straps etc always get caught or snagged on something (feet, door handles ...) yet if you're trying to hook a line over something deliberately, it's impossible.
     
    #48 MrsC_772, Nov 23, 2013
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  9. Whatever you're looking for is always in the last place you look.
     
    #49 MrAliT, Nov 23, 2013
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  10. :upyeah: VERY VERY true !!
     
    #50 beachtone, Nov 24, 2013
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  11. Or on the way to trade your bike in for a new one.
     
    #51 Mac, Nov 24, 2013
  12. Middlesbrough will always let in a goal in the last 5-10 minutes of a game.
     
    #52 El Toro, Nov 24, 2013
  13. I feel horny are the three magic words that curse someone with a sore head.
     
    #53 idrinkbeer, Nov 24, 2013
  14. If there's an auto-cue, Bruce Forsyth won't be able to read it...
     
    #54 JR45, Nov 24, 2013
  15. Given a choice of queues to join in shop you will always end up in the one which takes you the longest time to reach the checkout.
     
    #55 mervyn, Nov 24, 2013
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  16. … and if you change queues to join the shorter one which seemed to be moving much faster, it will instantly come to a grinding halt and the one you left will overtake it.
     
    #56 gliddofglood, Nov 24, 2013
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  17. Chilli is always better reheated the next day
     
    #57 Char, Nov 24, 2013
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  18. So is curry
     
    #58 El Toro, Nov 24, 2013
  19. Diesel engines are for tight mean people and skinflints.
     
    #59 philoldsmobile, Nov 24, 2013
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    #60 El Toro, Nov 24, 2013
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