Undeniable truths

Aye. Moobs not so much....

 

deep. :smile:

 

Tits are, in reality, like train sets...
Originally designed for kids, but dads like playing with them...
:wink:

 

fat people use more soap

 

There's only two things that smell like fish, and one of them's fish.

 

The dopey twat that was looking right at you as he pulled out of the side-road will always say "sorry mate, I didn't see you"...

 

and when they then hit you they then say oh you fell of your bike
no cu*t you knocked me off !!

 

The worst smell in the world is an anchovies fanny.

 

A non factory motogp bike will now never win the title

 

… unless all the factory riders fall off in a huge pile-up and miss most of the season.




Well, it could happen.

 

The only thing that you can accurately predict about British weather is that it will be completely unpredictable...

 

Take a big inhalation of ammonia. That will clear your sinuses.

I bet a colleague at work once when we were knocking down a printers and we found a barrel of the stuff in the basement. I told him it would get him high. He took a huge sniff.

Fucking funny. Never seen so much snott come out of someone in my life. He was rolling around on the floor, eyes streaming and nose running like a good un. Silly fucker.

Mind you this is the same guy who held up a post office whilst still wearing his work donkey jacket. With his fathers company name on the back.

 

my copper mate is an ex diver he recommends oxygen for a hang over

 

Alcohol works fine for me :smile:

 

Or whilst relaxing in a "gentlemans way"

 

That's a Ducati far ya.