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you could install free bar though. And the leather seats need re-covering. Preferably recovered in scantily clad waitresses.....

 

Just to relax everybody, I've decided to offer virtually everyone in the virtual Lounge bar a round of virtual drinks, on me. Cheers!

 

Virtually? You mean almost everyone. Who are you excluding from this virtual round? Imagine the shame in being excluded from a virtual drink.

 

Bottle of pol roger followed by cognac whilst enjoying a monte cristo please

 

ard baeg please

 

my mother says i have to ask politely for a Ribena (no added sugar) please- i am sweet enough.

 

I dont really drink. But I could be persuaded by a nice 20yr old Balvenie. Wait, Ive a bottle at home...Ok so make it a 50yr Balvenie and a bag of cheese and onion crisps.

 

me, i don't drink ether. i sip.

 

Aye and nae water eetha ya radge

 

ive got some Port Ellen cooking whisky, in the kitchen somewhere....

 

water must always be applied. ya philistine.

 

Hmm coming from a legal eagle , wheres the catch

 

water! you must be from irish descent. or a girl. maybe both. nae wonder yer a splitter. awae wi ye.

 

coming from a turn coat! you need water to free the taste. figured you as more of Thunderbird and lager kind of dude.

 

yes, I could have done or even used initials etc but it is still prodding the monster with a stick plus I remember what happened to that journalist who went after 'the' Chr*st*@n Sc**nt*sts in America and it still haunts me