We will be saved here in the midlands, thunder storms are due imminently so that will cool us down. No doubt local media will now panic about flash floods
Should have called him Bradders , our Black and Tan dachshund keeps following me outside and lying in it, have to coax her back in with a ice cube, such intelligent and dumb creatures in equal measure.
Good news is, the gym is deserted. which is funny because they’ve got banging air con ! Longest workout ever being completed for me.
That was a previous conversation that youre slow tack brain has been unable to keep up with. I do however have the ability to make up my own mind. I dont have it made up for me because it reflects my own internal bigotry.
I’ve had a toasted cheese and ham sandwich with crisps and a Stella in a frosted glass for lunch. Then a siesta. Now an ice cream. Loving it. Just like holidays.
What it is out there, is Bastard Hot. In shorts, my left inner thigh was near scalding as I watched the water temp hit 102. Rarely gets to 90. 'Bastard Hot' is so rare few remember it's an official meteorological term!
I would term it “fookin bastard hot” Bastard hot would be low to mid 30s Bloody hot would be mid 20s to 30 Ooh, aye it nice would be 18 and above. I’m going to ask for these terms to be used by the MET office so us normal thick folk can understand.
You need to stop that Gym bollocks. You don’t need the Gym to get in shape. Bacon sarnies, cake and beer is what you need, round is, after all, a shape There you go mate, just some friendly advice for you.
Proper gyms don't have air con...In ours we keep cool by administering protein powder farts upon each other....
Never trust a bloke with pet cats. Cats are for women. Sneaky, fishy breath bastards (that’s the cats, not the women… well usually anyway)…
