Were You Naughty Or Nice? What Did Santa Bring You?

@Advikaz ..how much to buy the blowjob token off you ??

 

@HootOwl & @tricolore for providing my best presents, the "special" Ducati calendar and a Corse jacket.

The best presents are the ones you buy yourself

 

I’ll get a price list together and let you know

 

Pokey bum handjob?
Sounds like that's from Singapores Bugis Street....

 

Good man, now yer talking …
Or I can do you a swap for a £30 quid Marks and Sparks gift voucher???

 

I’m bartering the PBW to PBB as we speak

pokey bud handy to pokey bum blowey

 

I do like Marksy’s

 

I’ve got a bag of Wotsits (seems to buy you all sorts on this forum )

 

Socks, pants, smelly’s, books
(Note to self, get another bike before next Christmas)

 

Amongst other stuff, this

 

We haven't got round to opening presents yet. Two kids 11 and 14 and we had to wake them up at lunchtime

 

Well it wasn’t my carbon wheel from Thyssen Krupp. Still in bloody Germany

 

Aha! Blue Moon.

 

A genius t shirt

 

My son and his partner had theirs yesterday, so I was on Xmas lunch prepare, cook and deliver duty today

Got the last Fallon Ducati book

 

Duke haul

 

Those were the days Adam, remember those sort of “gifts”

 

Dunno what that is but it looks beautiful