Theyre Lambretta related offences. I'm hardly Ronnie Biggs. Ive not been convicted for dishonesty, just for being a dumb kid with a £50 scooter and no money.
I know Chris a fkn Lambretta…….. £900 in fines bejus, on the radio in prison for 2 weeks or generally……
What pisses me off the most is the absconded from custody charge. They didnt even lock the doors in Chislehurst nick. So I just went home after all the coppers left. For that I got an additional charge which makes me look like an escapee. I fecking opened the door, looked around, saw that no-one was about and walked out the front door.