What Really Boils My P1$$

Discussion in 'Ducati General Discussion' started by shakeys dad, Aug 2, 2019.

  1. It's all about the finance, if you don't take theirs they don't get the commission so you are no longer of interest.

    Oh, and it's Audi :D
     
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  2. Because there is often virtually no money in the metal, its all in the finance and add ons, they decided they'd rather wait and sell the car to someone they could make some money out of rather than sell to you, surely you can work that out ?
     
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  3. I'm well aware of this and the commission that they can achieve by selling cars on finance, but a car off the forecourt is still a sale which is still profit and the ability to replace stock with something else to shift.

    I'm not expecting a glass of champagne and the red carpet treatment when I walk into a dealer, but ffs, at least try and sell me a car! :D
     
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  4. They couldn't care less about your car or cash, it's the finance - total consumerism :(
     
  5. Yeah Ant, sort yourself out!
     
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  6. Absolutely, buy something Italian so you don't mind getting ripped off for an unreliable product :D
     
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  7. Absolutely right. The car sales staff at my local authorised service workshop phoned me up when I booked the car in for a service to offer a free valuation and let me know about the current offers. If I'd been looking, I would have a least taken them up on the offer but I'm not, my car only has 65000 miles on it, good for at least another 65000 miles. Andy
     
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  8. You can now get the 'offer' from Google as they will only give you max trade-in value for your car, they will spend half a day trying to give you the deal that suits them - it's kind of like being Teresa May...…
    If my wife would let me I'd still be driving 500 quid sheds :D
     
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  9. We've got two Germans on the driveway at the moment but the thought of something Italian sends shivers down my spine...
     
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  10. You know you want to :D Those are shivers of desire :upyeah:
    I've just gone from Japanese to Korean - 7 years warranty, what's not to like
     
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  11. Where can one find this dealership?
     
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  12. Nonsense.

    Audi is in the business of selling dreams.

    Boring, utilitarian, unimaginative dreams.
     
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  13. Nobody smoked my dick when i bought my BM ,do you think i have got grounds to complain ?
     
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  14. It's the new PPI...
     
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  15. The amount of money I’ve spent with bmw in the last year, I should have got a rusty trombone!
     
  16. Instead of a GS? Good call
     
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  17. #facepalm
     
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  18. I'm sure if you own it long enough, it will eventually become one.
     
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  19. That'll be a *whoosh* then. :rolleyes:
     
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