In no particular order.......good at posing for the camera, qualified in changing batteries in my VB and expert in sex!!! You didn't expect me to give you a serious answer now did you!
Firefighter in the RAF, coming up to my 4th year, loving almost every minute of it, also a qualified print finisher, which could come in handy if I ever get bored of ticking check lists and resetting fire alarms!
Qualified A-grade motor mechanic, registered vehicle salesman, Agricultural contract driver, Dairy Factory Wastewater operator (current job for last 9 years)
Benny snap .. Can do from design / pre press film making , hand splicing and painting out.. Platemaking . Could run and set up press up to 2 colour but I could print four colour through several passes. Trained guillotine operator ( kept me über fit lugging paper about before it was cut down!) Finishing could stitch , perfect bind , Fold , collate using machines or very fast by hand . How things have changed with the age of digital print .. The digital presses do most of it for you as big glorified Docu techs .. Collate fold , staple for you. I used to love pre press.. Especially laying out films .. Dropping in text and photos , shooting half tones and screens. However the last press I worked for was a mare. I got the job but wondered why Xmas cards up on the walls all year.. One of the printers said lift one up. When I did under each was a fist shaped hole!!! If people where not fast enough chairs would fly past your head . I think I was one of the longest bvvh
I'm the Bakery and Cakeshop specialist for one of the big four supermarkets. As I tell people i kneed big baps n cream tarts ! What could be better :wink:
Mucked about it EDP/computing/IT for 23 years then got bored. Spent the last 11 years running a company making wooden furniture frames for upholsterers.
Heavy Weapons both Mortars and Javelin, Forward Air Controller, Dems and many more slightly less known military type things in my previous 22 years, now I'm a tree climber.
