Who Would You Have At Your Dinner Table

Nigella to cook

Hairy bikers to have a laugh with

Amy Williams (skeleton racer)

Jessica Varnish (cyclist)

Bar Rafael

Stephen Fry (entertainment)

 

Really? Lets just say he's in jail

 

You would eat that crack ho's food?

 

I'd be surprised if all of my guests except the athletes hadn't dabbled in recreational drugs. As my body is as big as a temple it's the one of the few things I have managed to avoid.

 

Athletes not doing drugs? ! good one!

 

Not just her food, mate.

 

back in the day perhaps... but the food, drugs and kids have taken their toll...

 

Yeah, I guess.

 

Me. I'm starving.

 

i hear shes single...

 

Yeah, hit that up!

Not in public though, no hitting in public.