Wooden you just know it ?

oh beehive, ivy never been so insulated in my leaf...

 

I was attacked by a bacon tree only last week - I realised it was a hambush

 

a Panda hooked up with a prostitute, munched her bush then did the business and got up to walk out.
prostitute says "you need to pay me"
Panda says "you need to look up definition of a Panda" - Eats, Shoots and Leaves...

 

The dead woodstage has rotted away and is now tinder the wood shed.

 

There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the trees
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas

The trouble with the maples
(And they're quite convinced they're right)
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light
But the oaks can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made
And they wonder why the maples
Can't be happy in their shade

There is trouble in the forest
And the creatures all have fled
As the maples scream 'Oppression!'
And the oaks just shake their heads

So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights
'The oaks are just too greedy
We will make them give us light'
Now there's no more oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet, axe and saw

 

love brush

 

The wood burning stove burning so bright,
Stacked up full with pine ash & willow,
Owner sleeps warmed with tired head on pillow,
Dawn breaks early with a warm sunlight,

Work day begins sharpening axe and saw.
Trees felled at the ready for logs and sticks,
Birds nests found but minus there chicks,
Dinner is served to hungry workers and more,

 

i'm a lumberjack and i'm ok
I sleep all night and work all day :biggrin::biggrin:

 

If a man had a wooden eye, what wood wood it be made of? ----- cedar maybe!

 

It keeps re peat ing

How about some more pics

 

You could grow something up the trellis though

 

Wood be good for a burn up