Worst Thing To Say Straight After Sex...

That was the best 20 seconds of my life

 

clean up in aisle 1

 

Baaaaaaaaaaaa

 

How come you’ve got a handle!!!

 

What’s sex?

 

Thanks, that was like a hands free wank

 

you have a spare key, don't you?

 

thanks mum...

 

bring out the gimp

 

Will you marry me

 

I gave that a funny rating because I laughed and nearly spat my wine out. Now I've thought about it maybe it should have been a different rating.

 

Sorry about that, my sense of direction is terrible

 

Good job weve finished , meals on wheels have arrived for you

 

Before sex you mean: oops

 

You're your mother's daughter alright.

 

Can I wipe it on the curtain?

 

You did say you already have chlamydia, right?

 

Now where did I leave my taser?

 

Right, now off to the milking shed with you, Bessie.