Featured Would You Spend Your Wad On A Beautiful Escort?

What do you expect???....everyone is past middle age and relatively poor....it's damp and dark and cold and f***ing Christmas is coming...

 

Nope... There's a lot of cars you can get for a fraction of that. Any Rs6 for example with enough change to buy a house/garage to put it in.

 

now you are talking, this went for just under 10K a month ago

 

Yes but the 300bhp, 800kg, Mk1 Escort RS2000 doesn’t scream double glazing salesman

 

well, you get that one then.

 

You would have to be fucking insane to spend £300k on that heap of shit.

 

Yes Bro. Tis true innit.

 

It is for £300k.
I think it looks like it’s been (re-) designed by a child.

 

It is nice enough, but as others have said - at the moment anyway £300,000 is still a lot of money.

As a muscle car maybe I would rather have this:

 

A genuine Cobra for £35k? Surely not!

 

I am not an expert so I asked the internet....

 

Just seen this - thought it was going to be about ladies (or gents) of loose morals.

 

And another £10k for discs, pads and general fettling…

 

Think they’re over a million aren’t they? They do look ace though… see what I did there…

 

I’ve found the original listing on autotrader. It’s a kit.

 

nope, this one was all sorted with a fortune spent already, plus who cares? - you have £290k to spend on it..

 

..nope again